EDEN

I know I'm her mother, but she is the most charming child I have ever known. Here are some of my favorite recent Eden quotes:

"I don't have any clothes on, right? But that's okay, because I'm cute now."

I will preface this one by saying that we haven't had popsicles in the house since the summer and there were no booty issues when she said it: "Popsicles make my booty feel better."

"One time, I used to live in an orange car in the valley, and a T-rex bone crashed out of the earth."